Uhmm.....I....have a question?

Most likely it sounds like a UTI (urinary tract infection) or most commonly called a bladder infection. Drink lots of water and cranberry juice to try to flush the bacteria out. UTI should be treated right away before it leads to a kidney infection and is helped with antibiotics. If there is any family member or friend that you know around and could take you to a clinic, do so. Otherwise, if thats not possible, there are a lot of walk-in clinics around like Wal-Mart and other places you could find in a phonebook.